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Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
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share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
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Still no good.
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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