What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 17:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

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They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Warren Buffett donates record $6 billion Berkshire shares - CNN

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Do you have any attributes quirks sensitivities abilities etc that you've come to learn most people don't experience? E.g. dream with subtext or experience de ja vu regularly or know you experience life very differently from those around you etc?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Forget Florida — these two unexpected states are the new retirement hot spots - Yahoo Finance

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How Can AI Researchers Save Energy? By Going Backward. - Quanta Magazine

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Still no good

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Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Your left and right brain hear language differently − a neuroscientist explains how - The Conversation

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Light Squeezed Out of Darkness in Surprising Quantum Simulation - ScienceAlert

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Is having white skin really that attractive?